Captain Fail

Captain Fail is the biggest fail in the whole world. He leads a group called: The Fail List and is #1 on The Fail List.

Early Life
Captain Fail was born in 1997 and was such a fail that is own mother threw him out the 2nd story window. Captain Fail survived the fall but his face was horribly disfigured and his cheeks became permanently rosy red. His father was so ashamed by his son that he robbed a bank and got caught on purpose so that he could be arrested. Captain Fail lived with his mother for 4 years and his favorite color became purple and he also got to like the goth look. Without friends or a father figure, Captain Fail became increasingly girly and his mother became so fed up with him, that she kicked him out. Captain Fail then created The Fail Squad where all fails call home.

Mid-Life
At school, Captain Fail was picked on by students and teachers alike. He incorporated purple and the goth look into his own personal style. His worst enemy is Dominic who would do nothing but pick on him. Captain Fail considers him to be a mortal enemy and has attempted to kill Dominic multiple times. He tried to have a relationship with Mallory, but things didn't work out due to Captain Fail never showing up to dates in time. The only prominent thing he has ever done is when he and The Fail Squad attempted on robbing a bank in which they were torn apart by Captain Fails bad luck and Mr.Tyler.

Present
Captain Fail still rules The Fail Squad and repeatedly tries to prove that he is cool (this never works). Another goal of his is to get a girlfriend...this WILL NOT happen.

Powers
Although he can't control these things, Captain Fail does have what could be considered "powers"
 * Bad Luck - Bad things always happen to Captain Fail no matter how hard he tries to stop it from happening.
 * Smell - Captain Fail does not shower so his smell can drive people away.

Weaknesses

 * Anything - Since Captain Fail is such a fail, anything can harm him no matter how harmless it seems.