Sprout

Sprout is a failure who is always picked on and is obsessed with Justin Bieber.

Early Life
Sprout was born with a glandular problem that causes him to skip syllables as he talks. This caused his parents to diss-own him at age 5. Sprout spent his time alone reading dictionaries and listening to Just Bieber music. This caused Sprout to become extremely smart and addicted to Justin Bieber and his music. Sprout eventually managed to go to school but he was upset that he was constantly picked on. Sprout was eventually met by The Fail Squad who took him in.

Mid-Life
Eventually, Sprout's secret of liking Justin Bieber was revealed thanks to Dominic. Sprout now considers Dominic to be his worst enemy due to being picked on even more often than before. Sprout now is devising a plan to kill Dominic and everyone else who picked on him. This most likely won't work.

Present
Sprout is picked on more and more every day. He is even picked on by those younger than him! Recently he has taken leadership of a Justin Bieber Fan Forum and always posts pictures of himself and Justin. Sprout once attempted to mail himself to Bieber, but the package he was in accidentally rolled into the road where Sprout was hit by a minivan.

Powers
This isn't necessarily a power, but it is more advanced than what most people can do:
 * Intelligence - Sprout is extremely smart and can answer nearly any question.

Weaknesses

 * Cleverness - Despite how smart Sprout is, he cannot show much cleverness and is often tricked due to this.