The Battle of Setting Sun

The Battle of Setting Sun occurred in the year 2000 when an evil scientist wanted to take over the world using zombies. The plan was to wait until the sun was down and then use his special laser to keep it from ever rising again. The scientist would then unleash a powerful chemical that would bring the dead back to life! With no sun, humans would quickly run out of energy and stand no chance against zombies. Luckily this plan was figured out by Tyler The Awesome and Chuck Norris who put their differences aside to stop the evil plan. The evil scientist sent out his best men to slow the heroes down, but was no match for them. He was soon approached by Chuck Norris who was captured in an unbreakable glass-dome. With only a few minutes to spare, Tyler The Awesome beat up the scientist and destroyed the laser. Oddly enough, the blueprints of the laser vanished, leaving the heroes and the scientist unsure who would try the plan again. The Battle occurred in southern Illinois on May 3rd. Little did anyone know that the plans were stolen by Weegee himself.