Mallory

Mallory is an obese girl with MANY problems and wants to be a dancer/singer when she grows up. Everybody hates her.

Early Life
Mallory was born unlike any child on planet Earth. She was to heavy for doctors to carry and so she was hauled out of the hospital by two forklifts and taken home by 3 helicopters. As a baby she ate 40 times her own body weight in junk food. She eventually thought that she was a good singer and dancer and spent every day doing to things: eating and practicing. She eventually entered a beauty pageant where she disgusted the audience not only by her looks but by her singing to. Judges described her as have a deep manly voice and shook the Earth with every step. This drove Mallory into depression and she eventually entered The Fail Squad.

Mid-Life
Mallory was the third person to JOIN The Fail Squad and had a secret crush on Kasey. She participated in a robbery that The Fail Squad tried to make. But this was stopped by Mr. Tyler who beat them all up. Mallory then had a crush on Mr. Tyler and proceeded on stalking him around the world. This resulted in multiple battles between the two. Three of these battles included Mr. Tyler going into Mallory's stomach and getting lost. Mr. Tyler has managed to survive all of these attacks and has killed Mallory multiple times. However, this never works because Mallory is capable of regenerating and just coming back for more. After Kasey failed on killing Mr. Tyler, Mallory lost her crush on the both of them and dated Captain Fail for a short time. She later dumped him.

Present
Mallory now spends her time chasing after any boy, trying to make them her boyfriends FOR LIFE. She has also become a cheerleader and this has caused even more hate between her and her classmates. She also recently was part of a commercial, trying to sell: Little Tikes Bubblegum Delight...no one bought it.

Powers
Mallory can't control these so-called "powers"
 * Weight - Mallory is estimated and weighing 3469 pounds and often crushes her enemies.
 * Drool - Mallory is capable of drowning enemies with drool.
 * Mustache - Mallory's mustache can whip people. and talk to Mallory.
 * Smell - Mallory's smell can make you pass out or die (depending on how long you smell it).
 * Speed Eating - Mallory can beat just about anyone at eating.
 * Singing - Mallory's bad singing can kill.

Weaknesses

 * Healthy Foods - Healthy foods can weaken Mallory or make her pass out.
 * Speed - You can easily escape Mallory by running away.
 * Distractions - Mallory is incredibly stupid and can be tricked with great ease.