The Key of Awesomeness

The Key of Awesomeness was made by Robo Cop when he attempted to stop Hobo Cop the 2nd while he was turned into an Awesome-ite. The key might have worked, but it was blown out of Robo Cop's hands when Hobo Cop shot it away. The key was discovered miles away by The Pizza Man From the Original Glee who kept it as his most prized possession. Years later (when Tyler The Awesome turned into a bit of a jerk) Hobo Cop the 2nd found the key and after a short battle, stole it from The Pizza Man. The key successfully cured some of Tyler The Awesome's jerkiness but was blown to Earth when a shock-wave occurred. A boy named George Lopez found the key and was captured by The Pizza Man who threatened to kill the boy if the key was not returned. However, George Lopez used the power of the key to blast The Pizza Man into a pile of dirt! This drained the key of any magic it had left in it. So the key was sent to The Hall of Awesome for everyone to enjoy. Tyler The Awesome currently wears a replica that can cause people to cry if they look at it.